Wash That Glue Right Outta My Hair

Here's something you'll never want to do...pour a bucket of Elmer's Glue over your head and then blow it dry.

That's what happens when Grace gets her ol' noggin checked out with the video EEG. We've gone through this before so we know it's a multi step process to remove the sticky stuff. Last time, the hospital gave us this orange-based oil that worked, but very slowly, and left Grace smelling like she just walked through Florida.

So we re-opened our gunk removal service business with a new strategy this time. And we give you the Mommy Spa.

First Grace, you will be experiencing a deep conditioning treatment from the exotic lands of Johnson and Johnson. You will spend thirty minutes under a wrap as the treatment works its magic. Please enjoy the fine musical selection in the background with such favorites as "My Mommy Comes Back" and "Today I Took My Diaper Off". Finally, we will provide you a thorough wash and rinse, all while you sip on a breastmilk smoothie.